Perched high atop the jungle gym is the esteemed judge of the playground courts. In this episode, the judge will hear the following cases: Matt's request for a marriage license to Parmesan, Trent seeking snowy asylum, Collin's claim of a murder attempt, Chris does knotty time on the inside, and Zach falls to a mutiny and is forced to walk the plank. You know, normal beer podcast stuff.
So look, I asked one of our own to listen and give me the main speaking points for this episode. The following is what I received: -one tear at a time-, -sleep dungeon-, Mikes ^(tips for the) fastest brain on earth, sacred<- intergalatic alien day, 12 bunks, w@rm hugs, warm worm hugs. Your guess is as good as mine, at this point. Please enjoy episode 25?
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Before we can talk about what music we grew up with, we need to talk about cassettes. You could use the new internet service, Google, to find further information about this antiquated medium. Other things you may want to use 2017's hottest new website to search: the King's birthday, Bloodhound Gang, belly button bonding, what girls just wanna do, who was the mother of Stacy, and Adventures in Honesty. Did I say this one was about music?
You know how some episodes just get a little wild? Despite Zach planning a sweet discussion on the people that have impacted our lives, the boys find a way to use a hydro-dynamic spatula and launch out of the frying pan into the fire. As proof, we talk about: wedgies, stallion warrior princes, pamplemousse, Mike's Krabs, and NBC's hit series Scrubs.
Oh baaaby, episode 21? It's party time. Would you rather have a shot or a beer to celebrate? Why not both? You might need both, things get a little kooky and spooky this episode. Trouts will be smashed, squids will be wrassled, and someone will turn invisible and fly away. But hey, we're 21, so please enjoy responsibly.
(also email@example.com like it's so easy just "Hi, I listen to the show. ____ was a good joke." There, I did it for you now you just hit send.)
We're hot off some rowdy Nashville hangs, and it's time for the boys to pair up again. In this episode we've got: Matt and Collin, Zach and Chris, and Mike and Trent. Please enjoy our personal, intimate conversations.
Sorry for the late upload, folks. We were in Nashville this week and it was great but took a bit longer than normal. In this show, we talk about goofs, how we got them, and why we're glad to have them together. It's sweet, y'all. But also prepare to get your abs blasted with this knee-slapper of an episode.
Look, we're not going to pretend like we're not all huge nerds. We certainly are, and the three biggest nerds get together to talk about video games. This is not a walkthrough of (insert video game reference everyone will get), but we do have some nice discussion about why we play what we play. Press A to continue...
Oh hey, loyal listener. You've been listening for awhile now, so pop behind the bar and get a glimpse of our podcast process and our ideal futures. The boys talk about what they would do if we weren't buried in student loans, including: Goof Writer, World Traveller, Jimmy Buffet, Family Man, and Eccentric Skywriter. Also inquiries about presale tickets for the PourQuality™ Live Experience should be directed to firstname.lastname@example.org (seriously please send us some correspondence please).