April 3, 2017
Oh baaaby, episode 21? It's party time. Would you rather have a shot or a beer to celebrate? Why not both? You might need both, things get a little kooky and spooky this episode. Trouts will be smashed, squids will be wrassled, and someone will turn invisible and fly away. But hey, we're 21, so please enjoy responsibly.
(also firstname.lastname@example.org like it's so easy just "Hi, I listen to the show. ____ was a good joke." There, I did it for you now you just hit send.)
March 27, 2017
We're hot off some rowdy Nashville hangs, and it's time for the boys to pair up again. In this episode we've got: Matt and Collin, Zach and Chris, and Mike and Trent. Please enjoy our personal, intimate conversations.
March 21, 2017
Sorry for the late upload, folks. We were in Nashville this week and it was great but took a bit longer than normal. In this show, we talk about goofs, how we got them, and why we're glad to have them together. It's sweet, y'all. But also prepare to get your abs blasted with this knee-slapper of an episode.
March 13, 2017
Look, we're not going to pretend like we're not all huge nerds. We certainly are, and the three biggest nerds get together to talk about video games. This is not a walkthrough of (insert video game reference everyone will get), but we do have some nice discussion about why we play what we play. Press A to continue...
March 5, 2017
Oh hey, loyal listener. You've been listening for awhile now, so pop behind the bar and get a glimpse of our podcast process and our ideal futures. The boys talk about what they would do if we weren't buried in student loans, including: Goof Writer, World Traveller, Jimmy Buffet, Family Man, and Eccentric Skywriter. Also inquiries about presale tickets for the PourQuality™ Live Experience should be directed to email@example.com (seriously please send us some correspondence please).
February 27, 2017
Chris hosts and politely asks the boys to extol the virtues of proper etiquette. In this episode, we learn which side to put the salad fork on, when a napkin should be creatively folded, and how to best dress for a formal garden party. Just kidding, it's obviously mostly potty humor, swearing, and eating prehistorically at the dinner table. It's always best to mind your manners, and we hope you don't mind ours.
February 20, 2017
Remember when we had the idea last week to do a health podcast? Well, here it is. In summation: You are what you eat, so Trent is garbage.
February 12, 2017
Woah there pal, looks like your fly is down! Well, maybe it was or maybe it wasn't. But in this episode, the boys get together for a chat about the ways they've embarrassed themselves at work. Matt decides to punk the ceiling bidet maintenance worker of the 30th floor, Chris has an adorable fangirl moment with a country superstar, Zach takes a break from breaking glass to question Trent's snacking methods, Mike learns that soup and laps don't go well together, and Trent survives a late night piercing and a lifetime of malnourishment.
February 5, 2017
In this unusually earnest episode, the boys talk about what they call their happy place. The boys agree the mountains are the greatest, and that finding yourself in a new place is always an adventure to remember. Break out the photo album to reminisce and dream with us, won't you?
January 29, 2017
Besides family, breakfast is always the most important thing. In this episode, Collin hosts and coins an inspiring phrase, Chris rinses and repeats and repeats, Matt questions the logistics of milking almonds, Mike daydreams about the crispiest of hashbrowns, and Trent ponders the life of a pillow. Pass the syrup, would ya?