PQ 9: Jack the Cop

January 7, 2017

Knock knock! Who's there? Cargo. Cargo Who? Cargo Vrooooommmmm! In our road trip special, the fellas get together and talk about their adventures on the open road. Collin almost certainly dies, Mike shows his expertise in all things automobile, Chris tries to figure out what to do with all that junk inside his trunk, Trent contemplates the assumptions of billboard authors, and Matt finds love and super powers on a bus trip. Buckle up, folks!

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PQ 8: Swig Your Giurt

December 31, 2016

It's the end of the year as we know it, so Matt, Mike, and Trent get together to reflect over the past year. Matt makes a resolution to bring up CSW (cartoon Sig Weav, obvi) for the next 5 years, Mike struggles to find a competent bass player, and Trent gets his planetary puke on. So cozy up by the fire with your glass of giurt and a fresh bowl of booger stew, and let the sweet sound of Paul McCartney usher you into the new year.

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PQ 7: 33, a Trillion

December 24, 2016

What did you want for Christmas? Another podcast where someone's audio was compromised? A podcast where you are reminded of your mortality? You're in luck! In this Christmas spectacular, Collin has a holiday sweater quandry, Zach talks about sacs and undies, and Matt and Trent imagine the woes of lonely Bob Iver. 

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PQ 6: Bourbon: The Snowmobile Bear

December 17, 2016

Gather ye round and listen in! It's the pet-tastic s-pet-acular pet episode about pets! After missing a week, (due to something that was either Matt, Trent, or Steve Job's fault) a few of the boys get back at it. In this episode, Chris gives a nuzzle to his favorite pet microphone, Matt reflects back on his kitten history, petless Mike has a rendez-vous with Tucker (TUCKER!) and Trent chugs a bottle of what is essentially Sriracha. It's a spicy episode, so go listen meow!

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PQ 5: Hot Stew & the Beef Broth

December 3, 2016

And we're back! After a Thanksgiving break, the boys get together to talk about what shenanigans they got into during the holiday weekend. In summation: Mike enjoys a Wisco beer and bar brawl, Collin discovers the fantastic talent of Hot Stew, Matt talks about how passionately he hates Disney, Zach makes an edgy Pokemon joke, Chris bakes an unexpected holiday treat, and Trent reflects back on his birth. 

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PQ 4: Chicken Nugget Love

November 19, 2016

Welcome to the first ever full-cast show! In this episode, we talk about what it's like to be in love. Both with living human beings and also with golden tender nuggets. Chris has a birthday and goes on the lamb from the Hip Hop Police, Zach has a Christmas meltdown and gets censored, Mike taps into his inner Thornberry, Matt extolls once again the virtues of cartoon Sigourney Weaver, Collin plays football to get out of class and fall in love, and Trent flexes so hard his audio gets real screwed up. 

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PQ 3: Weight Room Musical

November 12, 2016

Look, y'all. Some stuff happened this week. We try to keep things positive, but things take a turn and we're truly sorry for creating Baby Bono. Remember, we're all in this together, even if it gives you hell.

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PQ 2: Deadlift Dave

November 10, 2016

In PQ 2: The Sequel we learn about Chris' crab rangoon capers, why Mike doesn't yell while working out anymore, why Matt is so smooth on the brakes, and Trent probably calls Reese's "reecies" on accident. And Theodore (NO! WHY!) Collin explains why he's so bad at introducing himself.

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PQ 1: Hot Salsa

November 10, 2016

Welcome to the first episode of Pour Quality! In this premiere episode, Trent tries a beergarita, we hear about Mike's murder attempt on Collin's life, and how Matt spread the good word of creepy uncle fetishes to every corner of his workplace.

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