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PQ 28: Collin's Tetanus Funhouse

Ugh, it feels good to be back, y'all. Sorry for the pause, the reason is kind of mostly explained in the episode. What other hot gossip do our boys have this week? Here are your juicy headlines: Meatball Resume Hacks, Turn Your Demolition Into $$$, Cameos in Camelot, Herding Kittens 101, and How to Get Him to Notice That New 'Do. 

PQ 27: Dumpster Truck Derby

What happens when you have beer for breakfast? Well, you might talk parties. Or you might potty talk. We celebrate a very special birthday with a good old fashioned brunch and brew, and dive into some of our favorite birthday memories. Also, I had to edit this week and boy howdy, y'all oughta appreciate Matt for what he does. So ready your party towels and ignite your candlepins, it's about to get wild. 

PQ 26: Bedsgetti

Perched high atop the jungle gym is the esteemed judge of the playground courts. In this episode, the judge will hear the following cases: Matt's request for a marriage license to Parmesan, Trent seeking snowy asylum, Collin's claim of a murder attempt, Chris does knotty time on the inside, and Zach falls to a mutiny and is forced to walk the plank. You know, normal beer podcast stuff. 

PQ 25: Warm Worm Hugs

So look, I asked one of our own to listen and give me the main speaking points for this episode. The following is what I received: -one tear at a time-, -sleep dungeon-, Mikes ^(tips for the) fastest brain on earth, sacred<- intergalatic alien day, 12 bunks, w@rm hugs, warm worm hugs. Your guess is as good as mine, at this point. Please enjoy episode 25?

PQ 24: Dad Tumblr

@you, dear listener, welcome to our social media spectacular. If you're a business looking for tips to generate revenue with hot new #trends, look no further! Here you'll find all you need to know about: Matt's Dad's Tumblr, the Starbucks secret menu #SplendaSpiceLatte, virtual tutus and cannibalism, Chris' toast adventure, and our host Collin explains (in depth, mind you) why he likes Twitter. insta @pourquality | twitter @pour_quality | #prayformikeshamstring2015

PQ 23: Zach Learns about Cassettes

Before we can talk about what music we grew up with, we need to talk about cassettes. You could use the new internet service, Google, to find further information about this antiquated medium. Other things you may want to use 2017's hottest new website to search: the King's birthday, Bloodhound Gang, belly button bonding, what girls just wanna do, who was the mother of Stacy, and Adventures in Honesty. Did I say this one was about music? 

PQ 22: Never Shout Ever

You know how some episodes just get a little wild? Despite Zach planning a sweet discussion on the people that have impacted our lives, the boys find a way to use a hydro-dynamic spatula and launch out of the frying pan into the fire. As proof, we talk about: wedgies, stallion warrior princes, pamplemousse, Mike's Krabs, and NBC's hit series Scrubs. 

PQ 21: Sexy Squid Wrassling

Oh baaaby, episode 21? It's party time. Would you rather have a shot or a beer to celebrate? Why not both? You might need both, things get a little kooky and spooky this episode. Trouts will be smashed, squids will be wrassled, and someone will turn invisible and fly away. But hey, we're 21, so please enjoy responsibly. 

(also pourquality@gmail.com like it's so easy just "Hi, I listen to the show. ____ was a good joke." There, I did it for you now you just hit send.)

PQ 20: Duos and Brewos II

We're hot off some rowdy Nashville hangs, and it's time for the boys to pair up again. In this episode we've got: Matt and Collin, Zach and Chris, and Mike and Trent. Please enjoy our personal, intimate conversations. 

PQ 19: Teddy Bear Insults

Sorry for the late upload, folks. We were in Nashville this week and it was great but took a bit longer than normal. In this show, we talk about goofs, how we got them, and why we're glad to have them together. It's sweet, y'all. But also prepare to get your abs blasted with this knee-slapper of an episode.